[it is an UNIDENTIFIED SNOWY PLACE]
Man: I have to get into that abandoned building! I have to steal that door!
[he RUNS AROUND for a while and is CHASED by people with FLASHLIGHTS]
Man: I got it! Now I will take it home on my motorcycle. But first, here's a flashback.
[it is SOMEWHAT EARLIER]
Voice on Radio: Russian russian russian Chernobyl russian.
Man: We have to leave.
Adorable Daughter: But what about our cat?
Man: We have to leave him, for he will not fit in our suitcase.
Voice on Radio: Do not bring anything along!
[the people SMUGGLE things that end up being RADIOACTIVE]
Adorable Daughter: My arm hurts.
[she has a LESION and everyone is like OH SHIT]
Wife: It would be better for her to die than for her to suffer like this!
[she DOES die, and it is SAD]
Man: Then I stole the door from our apartment so we could lay her out on it.
[they walk through the SNOW in a SOMBER manner]
2 comments:
I have to be honest, man - these shorts are kinda bumming me out. I think after the shorts we need some sort of cheeful week. SELLECK WEEK perhaps???
YO I AM WORKING ON IT
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