[it is AUSTRALIA]
Mom: Okay, sweetheart, have fun at school, I'm going to see your dad in the hospital, and I smoke, so maybe that means I'm a bad mom? Oh, and sorry we're poor. Oh, and happy birthday.
Little Boy: Sigh.
[he is MOCKED by his CLASSMATES and given the FINGER]
Bully: You only got that stupid fish thing that curls in your hand for your birthday? You suck! You're poor!!!
Little Boy: :(
[he goes to the SICK BAY and takes a NAP, and when he AWAKES, everyone is GONE]
Little Boy: Yeah!! They were abducted by aliens!! Wooooo!
[he RUNS AROUND and eats ALL the candy in the TUCK SHOP]
Little Boy: I'm not even gonna leave school, this is great!
[you see a SMALL BLOODY HANDPRINT and it is like SERIOUSLY TERRIFYING]
Cell phone: Ring ring!
Little Boy: Hello?
Man on Phone: Hello, boy. You need to find someplace to hide, okay?
[a CRAZY MAN appears holding a RIFLE]
Crazy Man: You can't make a dollar out of 65 cents!!!*
Little Boy: Here, hold my magic red fish.
[the FISH does not MOVE]
Little Boy: That means "dead one."
[a SNIPER takes the crazy man OUT right in front of the BOY]
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