[it is CANADA]
Protagonist: I love being unpopular and wearing boyish clothes. I don't need society's sexualized portrayal of young girls.
Best Friend: Yeah! Awesome! More pseudo-military garb!
Sketchy Dude: Hi. I'm a recruiter for a modeling agency. Even though you are about 5'5" and wear a size 6, I would like to recruit you for modeling.
Mimi Rogers: I don't know. My daughter won't be exploited, will she?
Sketchy Dude: No, this is completely legitimate. Look, here are some magazine covers that my models have appeared on.
Mimi Rogers: Okay.
Protagonist: Sweet! I have had an immediate change of heart on the whole "sexualization of young girls" front, for now I wear slutty clothes!
Cute Boy: Do I not look like an actual personification of that one Jimmy Fallon character who had the stoner web show? Also: hi. Now I notice you, because you have sexy clothes.
Protagonist: I enjoy male attention.
Best Friend: You are different! I don't like you anymore!!
Sketchy Dude: Look at all your subscribers! They are all...modeling...customers. Yes. That's it. What say we take some rather scandalous pictures of you. Nothing too scandalous, now!
Protagonist: Okay! I like the money!
Email: I am a stalker and I will stalk you, you little bitch.
Protagonist: Now I'm scared!
Sketchy Dude: It's just part of the business!!
Mimi Rogers: Where did you get all this money?
[she POSES in her UNDERWEAR some more]
Protagonist: Wait a minute...this is softcore porn. I just realized it!!
Sketchy Dude: Uh...yeah. It is. Sorry. FOOLED YOU!!
Web Watchdog Group Guy: We will help you catch this sketchy dude, but he hasn't done anything illegal yet. Maybe you should agree to do a nude show online so we can catch him.
Protagonist: Are you sure that's the best way?
Web Watchdog Group Guy: Yes. It is the only way.
[he TURNS OUT to be the STALKER from BEFORE and everyone is like WHAT]
Protagonist: I am so stupid!! But at least I made like $30,000.
Cute Boy: I am glad you didn't get killed.
Best Friend: I am glad you're back to your old self.
[they LAUGH and are CANADIAN]