Sight Unseen: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
[it is CHINA]
Chinese People: Oh no! A mummy! Call a mummy raider!
Brendan Fraser: Dude, you guys, I'm retired.
Fraser, Jr: But I'm not!
[many DADDY ISSUES arise in a spirit of father-son COMPETITION]
Maria Bello: Sorry, Rachel Weisz wasn't available. I'm almost as luminously beautiful as her, though. Right? RIGHT?!
Jet Li: Hi, I'm the Dragon Emperor, who may or may not have been a real guy. I'm not sure why I'm so corporal, but it does allow me to fight you, awesomely.
[they FIGHT and it is AWESOME]
Brendan Fraser: I got this one. Oh wait, now I am in a perilous situation.
Fraser Jr: I'll save you, Dad...and earn your respect.
Brendan Fraser: I'm sorry I doubted you, son.