Sight Unseen: The House Bunny
[it is the PLAYBOY MANSION]
Hugh Hefner: Get out. You are too old for me, an 81-year-old man.
Anna Faris: But I'm only 27! And super hot! What will I do? Where will I go?
[she ends up at a SORORITY HOUSE somehow]
Daughter from 40-Year-Old Virgin: Sup. We're a sorority, but - GET THIS - we're not slutty or bitchy.
That Superbad Girl: Yeah, and we're brunettes. SUCK ON THAT.
Katharine McPhee: I was on American Idol, and now I'm in a movie! I'm just like Jennifer Hudson! Oscar, here I come!
Anna Faris: You guys, you need to be hotter. And by that I mean stupider.
[she SLUTS them up and they WALK in SLOW MOTION with SHORT SKIRTS]
Anna Faris: Now boys will like you. Ooh, who's that?
That Superbad Girl: That's Tom Hanks' son. He's not exactly cute, or talented...but he's...uh...
Anna Faris: I like him! But he likes smart girls! You guys need to help me be smart!
[the TABLES turn and everyone LEARNS something about EACH OTHER and LIFE]