4.12.2008

Top Ten Cliched Things People Do in Romantic Comedies...UCM-Style

10. [he/she RUNS in the RAIN to REGAIN his/her LOST LOVE]
9. [she* SNOOPS and learns TOO MUCH, with HILARIOUS consequences]
8. [he/she SUDDENLY REALIZES he/she has made a TERRIBLE MISTAKE, with HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES]
7. [he/she does something INCREDIBLY EMBARRASSING yet ENDEARING]
6. [he/she MISINTERPRETS a SITUATION, with HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES]
5. [he/she ASSUMES a FAMILY MEMBER of their boyfriend/girlfriend is a LOVER and gets JEALOUS, with HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES]
4. [they RUN INTO each other and it is AWKWARD, but HILARITY ENSUES anyway]
3. [a SECONDARY CHARACTER falls in love with ANOTHER SECONDARY CHARACTER so we can have a BREAK from the HILARITY]
2. [although they seem DIFFERENT, they FALL IN LOVE anyway, and it is HILARIOUS because of their DIFFERENCES]
1. [they BONE and it is HOT...but still kind of HILARIOUS]


*this is kind of always a thing a girl does. this is the sad state of Hollywood, folks.

good idea, network blogging tips!

1 comment:

BeckEye said...

What about "She fakes an orgasm in a crowded deli." I mean, I've done that on every date since seeing "When Harry Met Sally."

If it's not a cliche, it's at least why I'm still single.