Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
[it is NEW JERSEY]
John Cho: I'm a milquetoast.
Kal Penn: I'm an unambitious stoner.
[they get STONED]
Both: Let's go to White Castle!
[they TRY to, but encounter many ZANY OBSTACLES]
Neil Patrick Harris: I love hookers and blow!
[he STEALS their CAR]
John Cho: Now how will we get burgers?
Neil Patrick Harris: I brought your car back. I'll buy your burgers.
Kal Penn: I have decided to go to med school as a result of our adventure.
John Cho: I have become more assertive as a result of our adventure.
[he KISSES their HOT NEIGHBOR]