[insert clever pun on the word "Cruise" here]

We had a terrifying realization the other day. Top Gun was not on the list of ultra-condensed movies. This, clearly, was a situation that had to be remedied. Out of this grew a larger project: Cruise Week. The Cruise, while clearly insane, is such a prolific actor in such ridiculous movies that we have decided to give him his own week. So get ready. Get set. Go - to the DANGER ZONE.

Starting tomorrow.


FredicvsMaximvs said...

I can't begin to tell you how much I'm looking forward to this! :)

Your Ill-fitting Overcoat said...


but is "we" the royal we or a crack team of reviewers at ultra condensed movie review headquarters?

Movie Maven said...

frequent contributor laura will be providing some gems.

BeckEye said...