Sight Unseen: Blades of Glory

Surely you must have heard about this movie already. It's Will Ferrell doing what he does best: ridiculousness. Hell fucking yeah.
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[it is the OLYMPICS]
Will Ferrell: Wig? Check. Ridiculously unflattering costume? Check. Pee-in-your-pants comedy stylings? Double check. Let’s do some ice skating.
Napoleon Dynamite: Awesome. But not until you concede that I am totally awesomer than you.
Will Ferrell: I will beat your ass, Napoleon!! I will beat your ass until your ass is no longer recognizable as an ass and has to be labeled “ass” just so people know what it is!
Napoleon Dynamite: Shut up, my name’s not Napoleon!
[they FIGHT on the ICE and it is HILARIOUS]
Olympics: You are banned from men’s skating.
Will Ferrell: Men’s skating? Not just skating? That gives me an idea…
[Survivor’s “EYE OF THE TIGER” plays over a MONTAGE of Will and Napoleon or whatever his name is LEARNING to skate as a TEAM and it is HILARIOUS]
Amy Poehler: Oh HEEEELLLLLLLLL no! They can NOT skate in our category!
Will Arnett: [in a GRAVELLY, extremely HOT voice] We will take them down.
[they DEVISE a plan in which Amy Poehler SEDUCES one or BOTH of their rivals, and it is HILARIOUS, but it does not work]
Will Ferrell: [RUBBING himself] You like this? Yeah, you do. You know it.
[he DISROBES for some reason and it is HILARIOUS]
Napoleon Dynamite: This is awkward, especially because I’m, like, not that funny.
[he CRIES and it is NOT HILARIOUS]
Will Ferrell: Well, it’s finally here, partner. Let’s rock this shit. And by “shit,” I mean “skating competition.” And by “rock,” I mean, “win.” Just to clarify.
Napoleon Dynamite: Coo –
Will Ferrell: I think you’ve said enough, don’t you?
[they SKATE to the STRAINS of a song by JOURNEY, and it is AMAZING, and also HILARIOUS]
Amy Poehler and Will Arnett: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[they COLLAPSE on the ICE]
Olympics: We forgive you, but sadly, you cannot win, as everyone hates gays.
Amy Poehler and Will Arnett: Yesssssssssssssssssssssss!!
Will Ferrell: Well, at least we learned a lesson. A lesson about truth, and hard work, and America, and skating, and gayness. And gayness.
[he CARRIES Napoleon Dynamite into the SUNSET to the strains of Pete Townshend’s “Let My Love Open the Door (To Your Heart)”]