Black Hawk Down

Originally posted on my blog 3/28/05. I made some edits.

[it is SOMALIA]
Somalians: We're having a civil war. Leave us alone, America.
America: No, we won't. Josh Hartnett, lead your men to capture that bad Somalian.
Josh Hartnett: We have to help Somalia. Come on, British and Australian actors playing Americans.
Ewan McGregor: But I'm the comic relief. I make coffee.
Guy with Broken Arm: Ewan McGregor, you need to go into battle.
Ewan McGregor: Damn.
Tom Sizemore [aka Most Awesome Action Actor Ever]: My men are getting shot at! [gets SHOT at] Damn!
[lots of HIDING, SHOOTING and BRAVERY]
General: Okay, we can get you out of there now.
Eric Bana: No one will ever understand soldiers.
Audience: Even though we don't understand you, soldiers, thanks.

Grade: AB