The Impostors

Oliver Platt: Happy!
Stanley Tucci: [makes HAPPY face]
Oliver Platt: Frightened!
Stanley Tucci: [makes FRIGHTENED face] Okay, let's get some baked goods.
Baker: Here's some tickets to a play featuring a bombast.
[8 pm]
Alfred Molina: I'm the best actor in the world!
Oliver Platt: No, you're not.
Alfred Molina: Get 'em!
[a CHASE ensues]
Lili Taylor: You're on a cruise ship!
Stanley Tucci and Oliver Platt: Damn!
Alfred Molina: Impostors!!
Isabella Rossellini, Allison Janney, Richard Jenkins, Tony Shalhoub, Steve Buscemi and Hope Davis: Sorry!
[they DANCE]

Grade: A (A+ for credits)