So I write these ultra-condensed movie synopses - they can't really be called "reviews," as I don't always pass any sort of judgement on the film.
I find them amusing. Apparently, others do as well. Let's see how this fares, shall we?
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*When you see an asterisk, you're reading an actual line from the movie that I deemed worthy of repeating.
*When you see an asterisk, you're reading an actual line from the movie that I deemed worthy of repeating.
genres
- shenanigans (148)
- victorious in the end (111)
- hot hot men (104)
- cliches (89)
- girly movies (82)
- those crazy foreigners (75)
- "crime" me a river (73)
- everyone gets shot (72)
- pandering to the masses (69)
- traumatized children (66)
- oscar bait (64)
- psychos (54)
- time warp (50)
- teen fantasy (43)
- gambling (literal or figurative) (40)
- sci-why (40)
- neuroses (39)
- plotless wonders (38)
- confuse the audience (36)
- man-child (35)
- hilariously dangerous technology (31)
- awesome 80s-ness (30)
- pretention warning (25)
- be very afraid (24)
- the armed forces (22)
- musicals (21)
- weepy epics (21)
- shoes glorious shoes (20)
- whores (20)
- gaaaaaaaaay (19)
- sight unseen (18)
- bromantic comedy (16)
- noir-tastic (15)
- made for tv (14)
- plays and/or movies within a movie (14)
- religious (in)tolerance (13)
- animation (9)
- total mindfuck (9)
- demons from hell (8)
- merchant and/or ivory-esque (8)
- gender bending (6)
- shorty what yo name is (6)
- vampires (5)
- zombies (5)
- exxxtreme sexytimes (4)
- holiday cheer (4)
- intro (4)
- pitch meeting (4)
- product placement (4)
- wild wild west (4)
- drive-in classics (3)
- threeeewayyyyy (3)
- broadway extra (1)
- reboot (1)
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